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Yado mo toka no inochi shimai to oto de sau
Mujime Yado
Yes, yes, I'm the director!
Say yeah!
Yeah!
Yay!
And the winner is...
Zlatan Ibrahimović Quiz!
(clapping)
Wow, we're finally doing it.
This great project.
Well, let's get started.
Go, go, go!
Why do you look like you're having fun?
You're really excited.
You're not, are you?
Zla...
Zlatan Ibrahimović Quiz.
I'm Zlatan Ibrahimović, and I'm representing Sweden.
What's with that face?
And the winner of the soccer tournament is Ibra Jidens.
This time, it's a quiz that's been personally pinpointed.
The next member to win is Zlatan Ibrahimović.
(laughing)
This one is really, really fun.
It's a monster.
It's fun.
You're amazing.
You called me "this guy," didn't you?
(laughing)
If you stand in front of me, I'll kill you.
(laughing)
Let's do the quiz.
Okay!
Okay.
Hey, wait a minute.
If it's "this guy," does that mean it's Zlatan Ibrahimović?
That's crazy.
I'm so glad you said that!
One, two, three, and it's Zlatan Ibrahimović.
Do you want a penalty game?
I've been thinking about a reward.
I've prepared a reward!
The winner is...
This!
I'm Zlatan Ibrahimović.
The winner of the song competition, Ibrahimović, will receive a present!
And then!
Ibrahimović's representative uniform.
I've prepared it for you.
What?!
I'm going to give you that as a present.
That's amazing!
I'm so happy about that.
I didn't choose this at all.
Read this and write your comments on Twitter.
You're crazy.
This is crazy.
If you don't respond to me, I won't post it.
Why do you want to meet me?
Anyway, let's move on to the first question.
Yes, please.
Ibrahimović, who made his professional debut in 1999, is still active as a winner.
How many times has he won the league so far?
Yes!
Seven times!
That's fast!
What are you doing?
Do you know when you think about it?
I've never won the league once in my life.
Six times!
Six!
Let's go! Ten times!
Oh, no!
I forgot what I was going to say.
The receipts for events related to the culture scandal have not been withdrawn.
If you don't say this, everyone will panic.
Also, if you have a receipt for events related to the culture scandal, you can add it.
I thought you wouldn't add it.
It depends on the company.
Go! Go! Go!
The first question is correct.
12 times!
Wow!
It's been 12 years!
During the pre-war period, it was almost 8 out of 10 years.
Will it change that much if you do it alone?
I'm the kind of person who can do it alone.
That's bad.
It's scary.
I also saw Ibrahimovic's disgusting goal match on YouTube.
Was it disgusting?
Let's look at it later.
It was disgusting.
Since it's a disgusting goal, I've prepared a question about what kind of goal it is.
Do you want me to lose?
No, no, no.
I'll do it for you.
I'll give you the question.
What kind of goal did Ibrahimovic score in the match between Sweden and England in 2012?
What is it?
It's dangerous.
It's hard.
It's dangerous.
No. 1.
Grander's cross from the left side with his left foot.
As a tune, the ball that was blocked by the defender and bounced back.
Just by kicking it with my right foot, I kicked it up to the top of the goal.
No. 2.
While running on the bus from behind, I twist my body and trap my chest and shoot the ball with my right foot.
No. 3.
With a free kick from about 30 meters away from the goal, I shoot a grander's bullet shot.
No. 4.
I shoot an overhead from a penalty area.
Which one is it?
By the way, Sweden is winning this match.
With Ibrahimovic's goal.
Wow.
I'm sorry to say this, but I don't know the answer.
Oh, I see.
What?
Isn't it too early?
No.
Why do you think it's early?
Because you're drawing a picture.
No, it's because you don't know.
What?
It doesn't make sense if you don't know.
It's England's match.
I can't stop saying "why?"
Honestly, I don't know.
Okay, let's start with Mizutamari Bond!
I wanted to include both of you, so if it's not one, I'm sorry.
If it's not one, I'm sorry.
One, four!
Three is different, Kira-san.
What about you, Mizutamari Bond?
For me, it's three.
Even 30 meters is crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy!
That's...
That's crazy.
Mizutamari Bond is pretty good at it.
It's crazy.
I think this will stay in history.
It's crazy.
Okay, next, Shibayu-san.
I also thought of multiple choices.
I think it's two and four.
It's hard to tell.
There's a difference between two and four.
Okay, here's the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
All of them!
What?!
From one to four, all of them are the same.
It's a goal!
You've already won by 4.2 seconds!
What?!
That's too much.
All of them are Pokemon?
All of them are the same match?
All of them are the same match.
Is this Zlatan?
Why is it Zlatan?
I'm too used to Zlatan.
Next, I'll read this book.
You've already read Zlatan?
I've only read...
Do you have bad knowledge?
You know what I mean, right?
I hate you.
I'll read it from where I laughed.
Okay.
It's a question where I laughed when I said it.
The second child is born.
His name is Vincent.
In Italian, it means "bad boy".
Okay, what is it?
This is already...
Eh?
What's your son's name?
This kid is still cute.
This is amazing.
Ibrahim wants to live in a house,
so he goes to his son's house and says,
If I live here, this will be my house.
And then he buys a house.
Okay, are you ready?
Yes!
Go ahead, Shibayuka.
The lion's son.
Oh, you sound like you know a lot.
Vincent.
I'm the same idea as Shibayuka.
The king's son.
Oh!
Oh, that might be it!
Wow!
I'm looking forward to it.
Wait, Ibrahim's son is actually my son, right?
That's true.
I don't know!
No way, this is probably the mission!
It's gotten weird to me.
That's true.
Okay, I'll say it like it is.
Okay.
The second child is born.
His name is Vincente. In Italian, he's called "the winner".
The son of Libra is the winner.
That was quick!
The father is called Zlatan.
I thought you didn't care.
The father is called Zlatan.
I think that's really popular.
The son's eyes are like Zlatan's.
Diamond!
I bought a Porsche Turbo. It was awesome.
But to be honest, it was a dangerous car.
It didn't feel like a go-kart.
I fell in love with this toy.
I drove this car with my friends all the way to Småland, which is in Sweden's northern region.
I stepped on the accelerator and drove up to 250 km/h.
It was my first time driving at this speed.
When I let go of the accelerator, I heard a police siren.
You're kidding me, right?
What happened to Libra after that?
What?
But it's like...
It's like...
Yeah.
Ryoza!
Yes!
Mushi-san!
I stepped on the accelerator even more.
No, it's the other way around.
I stopped the car and said to the police officer, "I'm Zlatan."
And then I got out of the car.
The police officer lost.
I rubbed my body against the wall, slowed down, and broke the lightbulb.
That's too much.
That's no good.
The correct answer is...
Mushi-san!
Congratulations!
It's the other way around.
You're kidding me, right?
This is troublesome.
I have a driver's license, so I'll stay here.
Should I apologize?
No, if I do that, will the police officer get mad at me again?
If I go to an academy where you can see people running wild at 200km/h, I think I can use it for my career.
All right, this is a good place to escape.
I turned to the side of the highway and entered a road with many lanes.
I chose the wrong way.
Then, a siren started to sound.
I drove up to 300km/h.
The sound of the siren stopped in front of me.
You killed a scientist.
Why did you say that?
I kept it a secret.
I didn't want it to be published in the newspaper.
The screws are loose.
This is a good answer.
The last question is a heart trick.
There are three answers.
The person who performs a goal like Zlatan wins.
Is there an answer?
The answer is my instinct.
What is the correct performance?
There is a standard, but it is a letter.
This is the last question.
I will give you a hint.
Zlatan's life is basically torn apart during the game.
Why?
Because he performs well.
Zlatan is Japanese version.
I don't like you.
Please give me the first goal.
Did you see it?
I decided it!
Stop it!
That's all.
Give it back.
Did you use Nubi?
Do you know Nubi and yellow cards now?
I know it.
But I think you can do it.
I see.
Can you do it now?
Please think that there is a bench over there.
This is my bench.
Next goal.
Please, TOSHIMITSU.
Why do you do it?
I think you can do it.
The last goal.
Please, SHIBAYU.
I'm ZURATAO!
That's all.
I see.
By the way, who won just now?
ZURATAO won.
You didn't score a goal, but I did.
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone seemed like they were going to do it.
Really.
It's fun.
It's decided.
This time, ZURATAO is...
SHIBAYU!
SHIBAYU's goal was...
It was the match between INTEL and BOROUGHNEE in the 2008 and 2009 season.
INTEL's goal performance after IMRA scored the first goal was like...
Oh, my teammates scored!
Then, I scored.
They were like...
There was a foreigner guy who was caught by random players from other teams and he was like...
Bam!
Who are you?!
Fabulous!
Then, SHIBAYU can get that uniform and read that book, right?
Yes, please read it carefully.
Please read it interestingly.
How is it?
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
I'm looking forward to your comments on Twitter!
Do you have a uniform?
I'm sorry it didn't reach you.
Please look forward to it!
See you in the next Zlatan!
Bye bye!